Because I'm a lady, assface

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Because I'm a lady, assface!

Sorry, the curlicues are about as ladylike and demure as you're gonna get.

About the shirts themselves

These shirts are printed Direct-to-Garment on Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey T-Shirts for the Unisex, Gildan 5000L Ladies Heavy Cotton Short Sleeve T-Shirts for the Women's fitted tees, or Bella + Canvas 3001Y Youth Short Sleeve tees.

The shirts will generally be on their way to you within 3 to 5 business days.

We can accept special requests; if you want a different color or type of shirt or ink, if you'd like the graphic to be a different color than the text, we'll be happy to work with you, just send us a note and let us know.

Size charts

Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex
US Sizes (In)
	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Length	28	29	30	31	32	33	34
Width	18	20	22	24	26	28	30

Metric Sizes (Cm)
Length	71	74	76	79	81	84	86
Width	46	51	56	61	66	71	76

Gildan 5000L Ladies Fitted
US Sizes (In)
	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	25-½	26	27	28	28-½	29
Width	17-¼	19-¼	21-¼	23-¼	25-¼	27-¼

Metric Sizes (Cm)
Length	65	66	69	71	72	74
Width	44	49	54	59	64	69

Bella + Canvas 3001Y Youth
US Sizes (In)
	S	M	L	XL
Length	15-¼	16-¼	17-¼	18-¼
Width	20-7/8	22-18	23-3/8	24-3/8
Fits Youth Sizes (US)	6-8	10-12	14-16	18-20

Metric Sizes (Cm)
Length	38	41	43	46
Width	51	56	58	61
Fits Youth Sizes (US)	6-8	10-12	14-16	18-20