I Invaded Texas With Jade Helm 15 And All I Got Was This Lousy Tee Shirt

About this design

Yes, people really believe that it's a conspiracy.

About the shirts themselves

At the moment, the shirts are sourced locally; and we attempt to use Gildans or Jerzees; however, we will also use  Hanes or Fruit of the Loom tees if that is all that is available in a particular size. We can accept special requests; if you want a different color or type of shirt or ink, if you'd like the graphic to be a different color than the text, we'll be happy to work with you, just send us a note and let us know. 

For special orders, please understand that since we currently source our tees locally, we can't guarantee the availability of a particular color in all sizes.  This is normally only a problem in sizes larger than XL.  In addition, for the women's fitted shirts, we currently have no control over whether the shirt will be scoop neck or v-neck.  Contact us and we'll do everything we can to get you the shirt you actually desire.

Size charts

I generally use Gildan or Jerzees - though I will occasionally purchase Hanes or Fruit of the Loom if that is all that is available in the color and size combination that you request.

Size means your actual body measurement. When in doubt or if you fall in between sizes, order a size up.

How the garments are measured

Garment Dimensions: Lay the garment flat and double the measurements shown to get the circumference of the shirt. Compare that to your actual body measurement and allow room for movement. Manufacturers allow for a tolerance of + or - 1 inch. When in doubt or if you fall in between sizes, order a size up.

Adult T-shirts (Gildan)

Size...........Wid.....Len 
Small...........18.....28 
Medium..........20.....29 
Large...........22.....30 
X-Large.........24.....31 
XX-Large........26.....32 
XXX-Large.......28.....33 

Ladies' T-shirts (Gildan) 

Size..........Wid.....Len 
Small..........18.....25 
Medium.........20.....26 
Large..........22.....27 
X-Large........24.....28 

Youth T-shirts (Gildan)

Size...........Wid.....Len

Small...........17.......22
Medium..........18.......23.5
Large...........19.......25
X-Large.........20.......26.5